1 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:07,133 Captioning Made Possible By Lions Gate Entertainment 2 00:00:14,334 --> 00:00:18,767 So Come Walk The Night 3 00:00:18,767 --> 00:00:24,200 Come Fly By Day 4 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:28,167 Something Is Sweeter 5 00:00:28,167 --> 00:00:32,267 'cause We Met Along The Way 6 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:37,501 We'll Walk By Night 7 00:00:37,501 --> 00:00:43,167 We'll Fly By Day 8 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:47,133 Moonlighting Strangers 9 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:51,868 Who Just Met On The Way 10 00:00:51,868 --> 00:00:56,601 Who Just Met On The Way 11 00:00:56,601 --> 00:01:01,501 Who Just Met On The Way 12 00:01:04,267 --> 00:01:06,467 You Were Going To Tell Me, Weren't You? 13 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:09,934 I Mean, That You're, Um... 14 00:01:09,934 --> 00:01:11,501 That You're Pregnant. 15 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:13,968 I'm Really Not Ready To Have This Conversation. 16 00:01:13,968 --> 00:01:17,100 She's Having A Baby, Very Possibly Mine. 17 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:19,434 I Can't Even Get A Flight Out Of This Damn Place 18 00:01:19,434 --> 00:01:21,434 So I Can Go Throw Pebbles At Her Window. 19 00:01:21,434 --> 00:01:22,767 Hey, What The... 20 00:01:22,767 --> 00:01:25,868 You Want To Trade Places? You Got It. 21 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,467 What Are You Doing? 22 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:29,267 My Job, Taking You Back To Prison. 23 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:30,300 Prison? 24 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,801 Move It! 25 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:33,300 Let's Go! Move It! 26 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:35,801 On The Yellow Line! Move It! Move It! 27 00:01:35,801 --> 00:01:36,834 Home, Sweet Home. 28 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:43,367 Huntley...Mad Dog Huntley In Our Prison. 29 00:01:43,367 --> 00:01:46,501 Is It True You Played Tetherball With That Parole Officer's Head? 30 00:01:46,501 --> 00:01:49,934 So You Can Do To Him What You Did To That Busload Of Golf Pros? 31 00:01:49,934 --> 00:01:52,133 I Don't Care What You Did To Those 13 Baby-Sitters. 32 00:01:52,133 --> 00:01:54,634 I Came Here To See The Kid. 33 00:01:54,634 --> 00:01:57,667 I Want To Let Him Know That He's Got A Father. 34 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:59,167 "You're Not His Father. 35 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:03,167 You're Just Some Mistake I Made A Long Time Ago." 36 00:02:03,167 --> 00:02:05,334 I Got A Right, Maddie. 37 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,934 "He Doesn't Even Know You." 38 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,434 "I Never Told Him About You." 39 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,834 You Never Told Him About Me? 40 00:02:15,834 --> 00:02:18,334 "What Was I Supposed To Say, David? 41 00:02:18,334 --> 00:02:20,267 You Just Disappeared." 42 00:02:21,334 --> 00:02:23,334 "Where Were You, David? 43 00:02:23,334 --> 00:02:25,334 "Where Were You, David? 44 00:02:25,334 --> 00:02:26,834 "Where Were You, David? 45 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:28,334 "Where Were You, David? 46 00:02:28,334 --> 00:02:29,767 Where Were You, David?" 47 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:40,033 Speak To Us, O David Addison. 48 00:02:40,033 --> 00:02:43,934 Send Us A Vibration, A Sign. 49 00:02:43,934 --> 00:02:46,667 Let Us Know Where You Are. 50 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,067 I See Many Images... 51 00:02:50,067 --> 00:02:52,067 Many Shadows. 52 00:02:52,067 --> 00:02:53,567 Where Are The Shadows? 53 00:02:53,567 --> 00:02:56,567 Shh. The Shadows Must Have Quiet. 54 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:59,567 It Is Very Dark... 55 00:02:59,567 --> 00:03:01,067 Gloomy... 56 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:03,567 It Is Very Difficult To See. 57 00:03:03,567 --> 00:03:05,601 Anything You Can Tell Us? 58 00:03:05,601 --> 00:03:07,367 Jobs Are At Stake Here. 59 00:03:07,367 --> 00:03:11,334 The Shadows Are Retreating. They Are Fading. 60 00:03:11,334 --> 00:03:12,501 Don't Let Them Go! 61 00:03:13,801 --> 00:03:16,367 All I See For Certain Are Bars. 62 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:18,868 Bars! Of Course. 63 00:03:18,868 --> 00:03:20,868 I Said It All Along. 64 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,868 Did I Not Promise You 65 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:25,868 That Hollow-Leg Addison Was Sleeping It Off 66 00:03:25,868 --> 00:03:28,901 In A Sawdust Blanket On Some Tavern Floor? 67 00:03:28,901 --> 00:03:32,400 We Don't Know That To Be Absolute Gospel, Sir, Do We. I Mean, After-- 68 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,901 The Crystal Of Malthusa Never Lies. 69 00:03:34,901 --> 00:03:36,400 Ahmenhotep And Julius Caesar, 70 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,934 They Both Foresaw Their Untimely Deaths 71 00:03:38,934 --> 00:03:40,434 Thousands Of Years Ago 72 00:03:40,434 --> 00:03:41,934 In This Very Oracle... 73 00:03:41,934 --> 00:03:44,567 And So Did Max Headroom. 74 00:03:44,567 --> 00:03:45,968 Listen To Her. 75 00:03:45,968 --> 00:03:47,467 This Is Addison We're Talking About. 76 00:03:47,467 --> 00:03:50,334 When Was The Last Time You Watched The Show? 77 00:03:50,334 --> 00:03:52,133 The Last Time There Was A New Episode. 78 00:03:52,133 --> 00:03:53,501 [Chuckling] 79 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,767 Validate Madame Palmer's Parking. 80 00:04:04,267 --> 00:04:06,868 It's Kamikaze Time. 81 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:13,300 It's Kamikaze Time. 82 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:15,801 Trust Me, Maddie. This Case Could Be The Key To Our Future. 83 00:04:15,801 --> 00:04:17,801 ...Our Empire. Think Of Ford... 84 00:04:17,801 --> 00:04:18,968 Think Of Rockefeller. 85 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,267 You Think Mr. Kleenex 86 00:04:20,267 --> 00:04:22,868 Just Stood Around Waiting To Ask Him For A Tissue? 87 00:04:22,868 --> 00:04:25,868 Heck, No. He Looked At His Sleeve, And He Thought, 88 00:04:25,868 --> 00:04:27,868 "I Have A Better Idea!" 89 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:31,167 Is There Another Direction You Want Me To Take This In? 90 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:34,033 There She Was Just A-Walkin' Down The Street 91 00:04:34,033 --> 00:04:37,133 Singin' Woo-Do-Diddy- Dum-Diddy-Da 92 00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:40,367 Snappin' Her Fingers And Shufflin' Her Feet 93 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:43,734 Singin' Doo-Wa-Diddy- Diddy-Dum-Diddy-Doo 94 00:04:43,734 --> 00:04:45,701 Looked Good, Looked Good 95 00:04:45,701 --> 00:04:48,434 It Makes You Crazy To Think The Whole World's Out There Boinking Out Their-- 96 00:04:48,434 --> 00:04:49,667 Boinking Their--It--It-- 97 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,400 It Makes You Crazy To Think The Whole World 98 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,734 Is Out There Boinking Their Brains Out, Doesn't It, Maddie? 99 00:04:53,734 --> 00:04:55,167 Boink. Boink. 100 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:57,067 Boinkidy Boink. Boinkidy Boinkidy. 101 00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:58,367 Boinkidy Boinkidy Boink. 102 00:04:58,367 --> 00:05:01,067 Well... Did I Get The Part? 103 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:04,133 We'll Be In Touch With Your Agent. 104 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:05,901 See You In Wardrobe. 105 00:05:09,334 --> 00:05:10,767 I Nailed It. 106 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:13,934 Maddie. Maddie. 107 00:05:13,934 --> 00:05:16,467 Do Bees Be? Do Bears Bare? 108 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:18,434 [Playing Trumpet] 109 00:05:21,801 --> 00:05:24,601 All Around The Limbo World 110 00:05:24,601 --> 00:05:27,367 Gonna Do The Limbo Rock 111 00:05:27,367 --> 00:05:30,067 All Around The Limbo Clock 112 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:32,534 Jack, Be Nimble, Jack, Be Quick 113 00:05:32,534 --> 00:05:34,701 Jack, Go Under Limbo Stick 114 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,067 I Beg You, Sir, 115 00:05:36,067 --> 00:05:38,200 Which Way Is It To Thy Casting Coucheth? 116 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,367 Hey, Let's Do The Limbo Rock 117 00:05:41,434 --> 00:05:44,067 Thanks! Nuk! Nuk! Nuk! Nuk! Nuk! 118 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:46,434 We've Got To Find David Addison. 119 00:05:46,434 --> 00:05:48,300 Where The Hell Is He? 120 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:58,434 What's Your Name? 121 00:05:58,434 --> 00:06:00,601 What's Your Name? 122 00:06:00,601 --> 00:06:04,467 Is It Mary Or Sue? 123 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,601 What's Your Name? 124 00:06:06,601 --> 00:06:08,601 What's Your Name? 125 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:12,667 Do I Stand A Chance With You 126 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:17,868 It's So Hard To Find A Personality 127 00:06:17,868 --> 00:06:20,067 With Charms Like Yours 128 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:22,467 For Me, Ooo-Weee 129 00:06:22,467 --> 00:06:24,367 Ooo-Weee Ooo-Weee 130 00:06:24,367 --> 00:06:28,167 Ooo-Weee Ooo-Weee 131 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:30,467 Where Did You Learn To Sing Like That, Cuz? 132 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:32,634 27th And Girard. 133 00:06:32,634 --> 00:06:33,634 Philadelphia? 134 00:06:33,634 --> 00:06:34,634 Yeah. 135 00:06:34,634 --> 00:06:37,634 I Grew Up Down At 4th And Bainbridge. 136 00:06:37,634 --> 00:06:40,133 Hey, So You A Philly Boy, Too, Huh? 137 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,367 What Do You Say We Walk Out This Door 138 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,133 And Go Get A Couple Cheese Steaks With Onions? 139 00:06:43,133 --> 00:06:45,634 The Door's Never Going To Open 140 00:06:45,634 --> 00:06:48,400 As Long As You Keep Starting Food Fights. 141 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,901 That Ain't Food, Man. 142 00:06:49,901 --> 00:06:51,234 That's What Food Becomes. 143 00:06:51,234 --> 00:06:52,234 Best We Got. 144 00:06:52,234 --> 00:06:53,734 Schenk Skims All The Decent Stuff 145 00:06:53,734 --> 00:06:55,801 And Sells It Back To The Wholesaler. 146 00:06:55,801 --> 00:06:58,901 And The Cons Let One Of The Bulls Take Food Out Of Their Mouth? 147 00:06:58,901 --> 00:07:03,601 Let's Just Say Derek Makes Sure The Cons Don't Get Too Feisty. 148 00:07:03,601 --> 00:07:05,801 What About The Warden? 149 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:08,801 Warden? Warden Isn't Exactly What You'd Call 150 00:07:08,801 --> 00:07:10,801 A Hands-On Kind Of Guy. 151 00:07:10,801 --> 00:07:13,234 He Don't Even Attend The Executions. 152 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:17,200 Mmm... Write Your Congressman. 153 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,200 Which Would You Rather Do-- 154 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,200 See Your Old Lady On Visiting Day 155 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,701 Or Have Make-Believe Conversations With Her Instead? 156 00:07:27,567 --> 00:07:30,033 You Mind Your Business, Philly Boy. 157 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,100 You Mind Your Business. 158 00:07:44,801 --> 00:07:46,300 Let's Go, Honey. 159 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,767 Rise And Shine. 160 00:07:51,033 --> 00:07:54,000 Stone Walls Do Not A Prison Make, 161 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,400 Nor Iron Bars A Cage. 162 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,300 This Place Does Pretty Well. 163 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:01,200 See You Later, Philly Boy. 164 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,667 See You In Chemistry Class, Home. 165 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:06,701 How Long I Been In Here, Anyway? 166 00:08:06,701 --> 00:08:08,200 I Don't Know. 167 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,133 A Couple Of Hours, Maybe. 168 00:08:23,968 --> 00:08:25,767 All Right, Let's Move It! 169 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:33,734 Not Later! I Mean Now! 170 00:08:36,601 --> 00:08:41,467 Let's Get A Couple More Of You Boys Out Here In This Ditch! 171 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:45,300 You're Gonna Be In Great Shape When You Get Out Of Here, Huntley. 172 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:47,868 I'd Rather Have Gone To A Spa. 173 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:54,033 You Wanna Wipe The Sweat Off, Punk, You Ask Me First! 174 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,667 Yes, Sir... 175 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:59,100 Grogan's At The Top Of My List. 176 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:03,367 I Spend All Day Dreaming About What I'll Do To Him When I Get Out Of Here. 177 00:09:03,367 --> 00:09:06,167 I'm Driving Down The Street, 178 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:09,167 And There's Grogan Stepping Off The Curb. 179 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:12,701 So I Line Him Up With My Hood Ornament, 180 00:09:12,701 --> 00:09:14,701 And Pow! 181 00:09:14,701 --> 00:09:16,200 He Goes Flying... 182 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,634 Just Like Superman. 183 00:09:18,634 --> 00:09:21,667 All That Hostility's Bad For Your Karma. 184 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:25,501 Me... I Think About My Woman. 185 00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:27,300 You Got A Girl, Huntley? 186 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,434 Yeah... 187 00:09:29,501 --> 00:09:31,234 Yeah, I Got A Girl. 188 00:09:31,234 --> 00:09:32,234 How'd You Meet Her? 189 00:09:32,234 --> 00:09:35,000 A Long Story. 190 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,334 So? I Ain't Going Anywhere For Another 99 Years. 191 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:43,667 The Day She Walked Into My Office, 192 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,634 I Thought Destiny Was Giving Me A Massage. 193 00:09:48,601 --> 00:09:52,200 So...I Go Up And Ring The Doorbell, 194 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,701 And Bonehead Sam Answers, Right? 195 00:09:54,701 --> 00:09:58,200 So You Cut Him Into Little Pieces, Right? 196 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,801 I Left My Machete In The Car. 197 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,200 So We Just Started Dancing, 198 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,200 Right There In The Laundromat. 199 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,801 It Was The Last Time I Ever Saw Her. 200 00:10:07,801 --> 00:10:09,701 That's The Saddest Story I Ever Heard. 201 00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:12,400 Wait A Sec. You Mean, Maddie Might Be Having Your Kid, 202 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,200 And You Ain't Even Related? 203 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:18,033 Know How It Is, Tower. Neither Of Us Was Ready To Make A Commitment. 204 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:20,501 Hey, Hey, You Got To Ask Maddie To Marry You. 205 00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:21,501 [Whistle Blows] 206 00:10:21,501 --> 00:10:23,133 Out Of The Trench! 207 00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:25,701 Five Minutes! Grab Some Water! 208 00:10:25,701 --> 00:10:29,033 Yeah, Baby, You Just Can't Abandon A Poor Helpless Woman. 209 00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:32,167 Believe Me, She Ain't Poor, She Ain't Helpless. 210 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:35,033 I Thought You Were A Right Guy, Huntley. 211 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:38,033 But I'm Ashamed To Be In The Same Chain Gang With You. 212 00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:39,868 Oh, Yeah? 213 00:10:39,868 --> 00:10:43,200 Well, If You Guys Are Such A Panel Of Experts, 214 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,400 When's The Last Time Any Of You Spoke To A Dame? 215 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,501 Well, There's A Guy In "D" Block Who Washes Everyone's Socks. 216 00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:51,067 True. We Are Heinous Felons. 217 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,000 Not A One Of Us Is Nice. 218 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,334 But You'd Do Well To Harken To Our Sage Advice. 219 00:10:55,334 --> 00:10:56,968 Forget Sam... Your Wounded Ego... 220 00:10:56,968 --> 00:10:58,033 The Rest Of That Baloney. 221 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,100 There's A Woman And A Baby. 222 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,767 Say Yes To Matrimony. 223 00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:03,801 Unh! 224 00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:06,100 This Wench So Fair Whom He Calls Maddie 225 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,367 Is The Blond And Buxom Owner Of The Agency 226 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,734 The Epitome Of Virtue, A Lady Of Rare Grace 227 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:13,367 And This Knave Is Always Craning For A Glimpse Of Lace 228 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:15,534 This Knave Is Always Craning For A Glimpse Of Lace 229 00:11:15,534 --> 00:11:17,701 He Begged And Pleaded For Her Sugar And Spice 230 00:11:17,701 --> 00:11:19,901 But She Blunted His Desire With A Glare Of Ice 231 00:11:19,901 --> 00:11:22,367 He Begged And Pleaded For Her Sugar And Spice 232 00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:24,701 But She Blunted His Desire With A Glare Of Ice 233 00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:25,701 Oow! 234 00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:36,567 Hearing Sly Innuendo And Allusion To His Bed 235 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,868 She Looked Bemused And Told Him That He Oughta Drop Dead 236 00:11:38,868 --> 00:11:41,234 But He Pressed His Case So Diligently 237 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,701 That He And Maddie Now Enjoy A Pregnancy 238 00:11:43,701 --> 00:11:45,801 He And Maddie Now Enjoy A Pregnancy 239 00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:50,200 A Blessed Event Save For One Niggling Bother 240 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:55,200 The Guy's Not Certain He's The Baby's Father 241 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,534 A Blessed Event Save For One Niggling Bother 242 00:11:57,534 --> 00:12:00,501 The Guy's Not Certain He's The Baby's Father 243 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:09,000 Seems Maddie Took A Tumble With An Astronaut 244 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,601 Now Our Jailhouse Brother Here Is Overwrought 245 00:12:11,601 --> 00:12:13,834 But A Man Worth His Salt, A Man Of Any Mettle 246 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,400 Would Rescue His Fair Lady From This Awful Fettle 247 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,267 Would Rescue His Fair Lady From This Awful Fettle 248 00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:22,100 Though She's Fled To Chicago 249 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,400 The Relationship A Mess 250 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:30,067 You, Sir, Hold The Key To Her Happiness 251 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:32,601 Though She's Fled To Chicago, The Relationship A Mess 252 00:12:32,601 --> 00:12:35,267 You, Sir, Hold The Key To Her Happiness 253 00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:38,234 Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha, Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha 254 00:12:38,234 --> 00:12:39,934 Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha Happiness 255 00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:41,434 Yeah! 256 00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:44,267 You'll Be Happy As A Psycho On A Killing Spree 257 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:46,801 Once She's An Honest Woman And You're On Bended Knee 258 00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:49,100 Call Collect Chicago, Area 3-1-2 259 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,367 And Don't You Dare Hang Up Until She Says, "I Do" 260 00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,501 Call Collect Chicago, Area 3-1-2 261 00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:55,934 And Don't You Dare Hang Up Until She Says, "I Do" 262 00:12:55,934 --> 00:12:58,267 Call Collect Chicago, Area 3-1-2 263 00:12:58,267 --> 00:13:00,601 And Don't You Dare Hang Up Until She Says, "I Do" 264 00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:03,033 Call Collect Chicago, Area 3-1-2 265 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,234 And Don't You Dare Hang Up Until She Says, "I Do" 266 00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:07,667 Call Collect Chicago, Area 3-1-2 267 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,901 And Don't You Dare Hang Up Until She Says, "I Do" 268 00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:12,467 Call Collect Chicago, Area 3-1-2 269 00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,767 And Don't You Dare Hang Up Until She Says, "I Do" 270 00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:16,934 Call Collect Chicago, Area 3-1-2 271 00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:19,434 And Don't You Dare Hang Up Until She Says, "I Do" 272 00:13:19,434 --> 00:13:24,167 Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh 273 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:29,000 Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh 274 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,501 Oh Oh 275 00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:35,467 And You Know What To Do 276 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,534 Yea-Ah-Ah 277 00:13:39,534 --> 00:13:43,100 Yea-Ah 278 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,834 All Right, Let's Go. 279 00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,133 Shake A Leg. 280 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,434 This Is It, Boys. You Might As Well Face It. 281 00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:04,634 This Is Prison Life. Get Sweating. 282 00:14:15,901 --> 00:14:20,868 Macgillicuddy, Would You Mind Stepping Into My Office For A Moment. 283 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,367 While I'm Still In My 30s. 284 00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:40,300 I Don't Recall Today Being A Holiday. 285 00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:49,567 Macgillicuddy, You Were Out Of The Office 286 00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:52,000 For Nearly 12 Minutes. 287 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,267 Is It A Felony To Go To The Men's Room? 288 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,901 Without A Hall Pass? 289 00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:58,834 With Reading Material Of A Personal Nature? 290 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,834 What I Do In The Bathroom Is My Business. 291 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:06,901 And When One Of My Employees Wastes Nearly 1/5 Of An Hour Of Valuable Company Time 292 00:15:06,901 --> 00:15:10,267 For A Simple Bodily Function-- 293 00:15:10,267 --> 00:15:11,868 I'm Not One Of Your Employees. 294 00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:14,133 I Work For Ms. Hayes And Mr. Addison. 295 00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:17,968 The Latter Appointed Me Acting Supervisor Of This Agency During His Absence. 296 00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:20,534 Look, Not Only Am I Sick To Death Of You 297 00:15:20,534 --> 00:15:22,601 and This Il Duce Routine Of Yours, 298 00:15:22,601 --> 00:15:24,267 But This Entire Office 299 00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,934 Would Like To See You Hung By Your Tonsils. 300 00:15:25,934 --> 00:15:29,000 Naked. In A Cave Full Of Rabid Bats. 301 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,100 I Wasn't Asked To Run A Popularity Contest Here Macgillicuddy. 302 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,033 I Was Asked To Run A Business. 303 00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:39,934 See That Jungle Of Skyscrapers Out There? 304 00:15:39,934 --> 00:15:42,934 Built By Industrious Men... 305 00:15:42,934 --> 00:15:45,434 Ambitious Men. 306 00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:47,300 Men... 307 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,868 Rather Like Myself. 308 00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:51,701 Now, I Know That My Appointment To This Post 309 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,033 Has Ruffled A Few Feathers, 310 00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,801 But I Would Like To Think That That's An Affirmation 311 00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:58,534 Of The Qualities In Me That You Would Do Well To Emulate. 312 00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:01,167 Fearlessness, Resourcefulness, 313 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:04,300 A Keen Ability To Deal In The Abstract, 314 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,968 An Unwavering Moral Compass, And Yet, 315 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,868 A Heart As Big As All Outdoors. 316 00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:14,834 Hey! Come Back Here! 317 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,334 I'm Not Done With You Yet! 318 00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,033 Herbert. Get Out Of My Way, Agnes. 319 00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,868 We Have To Talk. 320 00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:21,868 Not Now. You Just Kissed Off Free Dental! 321 00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:24,567 Will You Shut Up, Herbert, And Listen To Me? 322 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:28,000 Wonder If We're Gonna Have To Give That Canker Sore Macgillicuddy Severance Pay. 323 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,334 What's Happening To You? 324 00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,734 Mr. Addison's Missing, Vanished, Whereabouts Unknown, 325 00:16:30,734 --> 00:16:34,367 And All You Can Do Is Think About Playing Hall Monitor? 326 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:36,300 Hall Monitor? 327 00:16:37,868 --> 00:16:40,868 Have You Any Conception Of The Awesome Responsibility 328 00:16:40,868 --> 00:16:42,834 Placed On These Shoulders? 329 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:45,100 No. How Could You? 330 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,868 To Borrow The Words Of A Great General, 331 00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:49,033 "I Am In Control Here." 332 00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:51,167 Fine. While You're In Control Here, 333 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,200 I'm Going Out There And Hiring A Detective 334 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,133 To Find Mr. Addison. 335 00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,934 I'm Sure Lou Lasalle Can Handle The Job. 336 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:02,234 Lou Lasalle, The Competition? 337 00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:03,467 Brand "X"? 338 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,234 You Wouldn't Dare. 339 00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:06,534 Watch Me. 340 00:17:06,534 --> 00:17:08,901 Agnes, Agnes. 341 00:17:08,901 --> 00:17:12,901 The Kentucky Colonel Doesn't Chow Down On Mcnuggets. 342 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:16,467 Mr. Coors Doesn't Guzzle Bud At Halftime. 343 00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:20,100 And Blue Moon Does Not Need The Services Of Lou Lasalle. 344 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,067 People Just Don't Vanish Into Thin Air. 345 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,601 Not Even Mr. Addison. 346 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:30,400 Look, Agnes, I Am Sure His Disappearance 347 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,434 Must Have Some Logical Explanation. 348 00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:35,000 And Do You Care What It Is? 349 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,667 No. Because You're Too Busy Being A Big Shot. 350 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,167 I Thought You Of All People 351 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:42,133 Would Be A Little More Concerned About Mr. Addison-- 352 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:45,133 The Man Who Made You What You Are-- 353 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,367 Your Mentor, Your Friend. 354 00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:55,868 Mr. Addison... 355 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,868 My Friend. 356 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:01,000 What If Something Has Happened To Him? 357 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,534 What If He's Hurt? 358 00:18:04,534 --> 00:18:07,567 Oh, My God, Agnes, This Is Awful. 359 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:10,567 I Mean, Blue Moon Would Fall Apart Without Him. 360 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,567 And What About Us? What's To Become Of Us? 361 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:15,000 Agnes, We've Got To Do Something About This. 362 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,033 Bert, You Gotta Get Ahold Of Yourself. 363 00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:17,033 We've Got To Find Him! 364 00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:19,100 We Will Find Him. You Think So? 365 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,367 Yeah. Let's Start With His Apartment. 366 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,434 Maybe We'll Turn Up Something There. 367 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,934 [Whistles Moonlighting Theme] 368 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,767 Steckler. 369 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,200 Where Is It? 370 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,234 Where's The Escape Tunnel? I Know It's Here Somewhere. 371 00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:07,300 What Are You Talking About? 372 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,934 The Escape Tunnel. The Escape Tunnel. 373 00:19:08,934 --> 00:19:11,334 escape From Alcatraz. The Great Escape. Hogan's Heroes. 374 00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,367 They All Got Escape Tunnels. 375 00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,701 Easy, Mad Dog. Calm Down. 376 00:19:15,701 --> 00:19:17,801 Don't Make Me Get Rough With You, Arnie. 377 00:19:17,801 --> 00:19:20,934 Don't Make Me Play Croquet. 378 00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:23,567 It's Over There. 379 00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,834 It's Over There Underneath The Table. 380 00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,534 Thanks, Arnie. 381 00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:35,634 You Better Not Blow This For Me, Huntley. 382 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,000 I've Been Chipping Away At That Mortar 383 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,133 Every Night For The Past Three Years. 384 00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:42,534 Chip, Chip, Chip... 385 00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:45,234 Teaspoon By Teaspoon. 386 00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:46,601 Every Day Walking Around 387 00:19:46,601 --> 00:19:49,334 With Little Bits Of Concrete In My Socks. 388 00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:51,334 But I Still Ain't Been Able To Figure Out 389 00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:53,767 How To Get Over That Wall. 390 00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:56,701 I Ain't Going Over The Wall. I Gotta Get To A Phone. 391 00:19:56,701 --> 00:19:57,701 A Phone? 392 00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,100 Yeah, A Phone. 393 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,133 This Woman I Gotta Call. Where Is There A Phone? 394 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:05,334 How Are You Gonna Dodge The Bulls, The Guns, The Dogs? 395 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,033 Schenk's Out There 396 00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:10,367 Just Praying That You'd Do Something Stupid Like This. 397 00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:13,133 Not To Mention What He Does To Me If They Nab You. 398 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:15,868 Arnie, Why Do They Put People In Prison? 399 00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:20,501 Well, See, When You Work For The Government Like I Did-- 400 00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:22,667 To Punish People, Arnie. To Punish People. 401 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:26,033 To Take Away The Things In Life That Are Good-- 402 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:29,534 That Wedge Of Lime In A Cold Bottle Of Mexican Beer, 403 00:20:29,534 --> 00:20:33,300 That First Whiff Of Coconut Oil When A Beautiful Babe Walks Down The Beach. 404 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,934 Prison Takes All That Away, Arnie. 405 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,834 And Maybe It's Not Such A Bad Thing 406 00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:43,000 Because You Know What I Learned In This Dump? 407 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,834 I Learned What Most People Don't Learn. 408 00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:48,834 I Learned What Is Essential In Life. 409 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,534 And, Arnie, This Woman Is Essential. 410 00:20:55,868 --> 00:21:00,200 There's A Phone In The Guards' Office By The Machine Shop. 411 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,667 Follow The Shaft, And You're Up On The Roof. 412 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:05,167 Down The Drainpipe, And You're In. 413 00:21:06,734 --> 00:21:11,634 Huntley, What Happens If You Don't Get Back? 414 00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:13,667 Sprinkle My Ashes Over Derek's Shoes. 415 00:21:37,701 --> 00:21:39,434 [Rumbling] 416 00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:41,400 Whoa! 417 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,701 This Is Better Than Space Mountain. 418 00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:01,334 [Barks] 419 00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:09,067 [Whines] 420 00:23:24,901 --> 00:23:25,834 Whoa! 421 00:25:25,033 --> 00:25:28,033 Yeah, Maddie, Get A Judge Pronto. He Could Spring Me From Jail 422 00:25:28,033 --> 00:25:31,033 And Marry Us In One Fell Swoop. 423 00:25:31,033 --> 00:25:32,534 Oh, Hi, Mrs. Hayes. 424 00:25:32,534 --> 00:25:36,534 Naw, Just Talking To One Of The Kids Here In The Office. 425 00:25:36,534 --> 00:25:40,033 Listen, Maddie Wouldn't Happen To Be There By Any Chance, Would She? 426 00:25:40,033 --> 00:25:42,033 Asleep? 427 00:25:42,033 --> 00:25:44,534 Uh...Yeah, Well, It's Kind Of Important. 428 00:25:44,534 --> 00:25:46,534 Think You Could Get Her? 429 00:25:46,534 --> 00:25:48,033 [Door Opens] 430 00:25:48,033 --> 00:25:50,200 Whoops. Listen, A Client Just Walked In. 431 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,033 Listen, Tell Her I'll Get Back To Her In About 5 Minutes. 432 00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:54,501 Tell Her To Wait By The Phone, Ok? 433 00:26:21,767 --> 00:26:23,801 My Boys Make The Best Plates In The Business. 434 00:26:23,801 --> 00:26:25,334 These Prefixes Don't Exist. 435 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,834 Slap These On A Hot Vehicle, 436 00:26:27,834 --> 00:26:30,634 There's No Way The Cops Could Trace The Car. 437 00:26:30,634 --> 00:26:32,667 Beautiful. I'll Take All You Got. 438 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:34,267 Give Me A Hand. 439 00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:39,601 This Old Baby Is Going To Buy Me A Sailboat. 440 00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:17,767 Say Bye-Bye. 441 00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:21,834 Maddie: Hello. 442 00:27:21,834 --> 00:27:23,334 Hello? 443 00:27:23,334 --> 00:27:25,667 Hello? Hello? Anybody There? 444 00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:26,934 Maddie! 445 00:27:29,834 --> 00:27:32,501 I Guess You're Gonna Throw Me Back In The Hole? 446 00:27:32,501 --> 00:27:35,000 Can I Take Accordion Lessons This Time? 447 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 No. I Got A Better Idea. 448 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,701 We're Going To Go For A Drive. 449 00:27:38,701 --> 00:27:42,100 You're Gonna Escape. Then I'm Gonna Shoot You. Bang. 450 00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,067 You Really Know How To Plan A Date. 451 00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:45,701 You Got Me All Wrong, Copper. 452 00:27:45,701 --> 00:27:47,100 I'm A Big Fan Of Free Enterprise. 453 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,934 That Phony License Plate Scam, I Think It's A Good Idea. 454 00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:49,934 I Think You're Dead. 455 00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:52,968 Oh! Oh, My Gosh! I Must Have Stumbled! 456 00:27:52,968 --> 00:27:55,367 [Siren] 457 00:27:55,367 --> 00:27:59,801 You Can't Make Me Stay! You Gotta Let Me Out Of Here! 458 00:27:59,801 --> 00:28:01,667 Me And The Boys'll Deal With Him. 459 00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:04,067 Looks Like You've Just Landed Yourself In The Hole, Huntley. 460 00:28:04,067 --> 00:28:05,634 Go Easy On Me This Time! 461 00:28:05,634 --> 00:28:08,601 Where Can I Send You Boys A Case Of Champagne? 462 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:14,767 Bert: I Am Synchronizing The Tumblers. 463 00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:18,968 I'm About To Engage The Latch Retractor. 464 00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:21,133 Herbert, I Don't Mean To Rush You, 465 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:23,133 But You've Been At This For Nearly Half An Hour. 466 00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:24,334 Wouldn't It Be Easier To Come Back In The Morning 467 00:28:24,334 --> 00:28:26,000 And Ask The Manager To Let Us In? 468 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,834 You Were The One Who Was In Such A Tizzy About Finding Mr. Addison. 469 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,834 I'm Still In A Such A Tizzy-- 470 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:34,767 A Long, Lazy, Drawn-Out, Boring Tizzy 471 00:28:34,767 --> 00:28:36,734 That's About To Turn Into A Coma. 472 00:28:38,234 --> 00:28:39,801 May I Help You? 473 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:40,834 Who Are You? 474 00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:42,267 Someone Who Doesn't Take Kindly 475 00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:43,901 To Strangers Breaking In To His Apartment. 476 00:28:43,901 --> 00:28:45,367 This Isn't Your Apartment. 477 00:28:45,367 --> 00:28:47,634 David Addison Lives Here. 478 00:28:47,634 --> 00:28:49,901 Indeed He Does. 479 00:28:49,901 --> 00:28:51,567 Scott Addison, David's Cousin. 480 00:28:51,567 --> 00:28:52,801 I'm Housesitting While He's Out Of Town. 481 00:28:52,801 --> 00:28:54,300 Herbert Viola. Agnes Dipesto. 482 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,801 We're Business Associates Of Your Cousin. 483 00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:58,601 Ah, Detectives. 484 00:28:58,601 --> 00:29:03,067 David Said You Might Be Dropping By To Check Up On Things. 485 00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:04,801 Come On In. 486 00:29:05,868 --> 00:29:07,868 Bottle Of Vodka, 487 00:29:07,868 --> 00:29:09,033 Some Olives, 488 00:29:09,033 --> 00:29:11,033 And Some Peanut Butter. 489 00:29:11,033 --> 00:29:14,601 Well, There's A Bachelor For You. 490 00:29:14,601 --> 00:29:16,567 The Problem Is, Mr. Addison, 491 00:29:16,567 --> 00:29:20,033 The Other Mr. Addison Never Arrived In Chicago. 492 00:29:20,033 --> 00:29:23,334 Miss Dipesto, Stop Worrying About Him. 493 00:29:23,334 --> 00:29:25,834 Our Davie Boy Can Take Care Of Himself. 494 00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:31,067 Agnes, The Boss Didn't Get To Where He Is Today 495 00:29:31,067 --> 00:29:32,767 Taking Candy From Strangers. 496 00:29:32,767 --> 00:29:35,701 Did He Ever Tell You About The Day 497 00:29:35,701 --> 00:29:39,133 He First Decided To Be A Detective? 498 00:29:39,133 --> 00:29:42,100 Well, I Was On An Engineering Scout 499 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:43,601 Up Near Prudhoe Bay, 500 00:29:43,601 --> 00:29:47,601 And Dave Decided To Come Up For A Visit. 501 00:29:47,601 --> 00:29:50,133 It Was A Spring Break. 502 00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:53,601 The Sun Doesn't Really Set On Those Northern Slopes 503 00:29:53,601 --> 00:29:55,100 At That Time Of Year. 504 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,100 It Sort Of Turns Orangey 505 00:29:57,100 --> 00:30:00,734 And Kind Of Scuds Across The Horizon. 506 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:02,100 Anyway, Uh... 507 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:05,100 If The Dogs Hadn't Been So Tired, 508 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,601 I Guess, Maybe, Uh... 509 00:30:06,601 --> 00:30:08,601 The Rest Of My Party 510 00:30:08,601 --> 00:30:11,667 Would Have Cleared The Avalanche In Time. 511 00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:15,067 [Indiana Jones Type Music Playing] 512 00:30:15,067 --> 00:30:18,067 Now, I Don't Know If You've Ever Heard 513 00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,901 The Death Chant Of An Aleut Warrior. 514 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,601 I've Only Read About It. 515 00:30:21,601 --> 00:30:25,300 But I'm Given To Understand It Sounds Something Like... 516 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:25,801 Eeeyaahrrrhoo! 517 00:30:27,768 --> 00:30:28,902 Herbert. 518 00:30:28,902 --> 00:30:31,434 Anyway, David Didn't Flinch. 519 00:30:31,434 --> 00:30:33,369 He Wrestled That Warrior To The Ground, 520 00:30:33,369 --> 00:30:36,235 Tied His Wrists And Ankles To The Dog Sled, 521 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:39,202 And Then He Dumped A Whole Bottle Of Bison Grass Vodka 522 00:30:39,202 --> 00:30:40,635 Down That Aleut's Throat. 523 00:30:44,035 --> 00:30:47,568 Finally, The Wolves Lost Interest In Us. 524 00:30:47,568 --> 00:30:51,068 So David Takes This Blubber Knife 525 00:30:51,068 --> 00:30:53,269 Out Of The Fire... 526 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:57,568 And He Sliced That Aleut's Abdomen 527 00:30:57,568 --> 00:31:00,768 14 Centimeters Below His Navel. 528 00:31:01,835 --> 00:31:03,902 He Wraps His Right Hand 529 00:31:03,902 --> 00:31:06,002 Around The Infected Appendix, 530 00:31:06,002 --> 00:31:09,235 Yanked It Out Just As It Burst In The Palm Of His Hand. 531 00:31:12,534 --> 00:31:15,534 And You Know What He Told The Head Of Surgery 532 00:31:15,534 --> 00:31:16,768 Back At The Air Force Base? 533 00:31:18,801 --> 00:31:22,735 "Anybody Can Work With Their Hands. 534 00:31:22,735 --> 00:31:25,735 I Want To Use My Mind." 535 00:31:25,735 --> 00:31:28,668 Oh, Wow. 536 00:31:28,668 --> 00:31:31,102 Good Night. 537 00:31:31,102 --> 00:31:32,601 You Know, I Don't Remember 538 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:34,601 Spending A More Enjoyable Evening. 539 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:37,534 I Mean, With Someone Other Than You. 540 00:31:37,534 --> 00:31:40,468 I'm Glad You Made A New Friend, Herbert, 541 00:31:40,468 --> 00:31:41,635 But I Still Don't Know Where Mr. Addison Is. 542 00:31:41,635 --> 00:31:43,968 Will You Please Change The Record? 543 00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,968 Didn't You Hear The Man? 544 00:31:45,968 --> 00:31:48,501 There Is Nothing To Worry About. 545 00:31:48,501 --> 00:31:51,501 So I'm Just Supposed To Take The Word Of A Total Stranger? 546 00:31:51,501 --> 00:31:55,501 He Could Be An Ax Murderer For All I Know. 547 00:31:55,501 --> 00:31:56,668 Scotty? 548 00:31:56,668 --> 00:31:59,102 Agnes, If You Had Better Judgment, 549 00:31:59,102 --> 00:32:01,102 You Wouldn't Still Be Stuck 550 00:32:01,102 --> 00:32:03,501 Behind A Desk At Blue Moon. 551 00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:07,335 Oh, I Wish I Had A Dollar 552 00:32:07,335 --> 00:32:09,601 For Every Inmate Who Sat In That Chair 553 00:32:09,601 --> 00:32:10,935 And Swore He Was Doing Some Other Man's Time. 554 00:32:10,935 --> 00:32:12,568 Warden, What Do I Gotta Do? 555 00:32:12,568 --> 00:32:14,868 I'm Telling You The God's Honest Truth. I Don't Belong Here. 556 00:32:14,868 --> 00:32:17,835 Let Me Tell You Where I Belong, Huntley. 557 00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:20,335 I Belong In A Trout Stream... 558 00:32:20,335 --> 00:32:21,935 Or A Duck Blind. 559 00:32:21,935 --> 00:32:23,401 It's A Cool Dawn. 560 00:32:23,401 --> 00:32:27,369 I Pour Myself A Cup Of Coffee From My Thermos. 561 00:32:27,369 --> 00:32:29,035 Mmm. 562 00:32:29,035 --> 00:32:31,035 Suddenly A Flight Of Teal 563 00:32:31,035 --> 00:32:33,534 Wings In Low Across The Marsh. 564 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:35,534 I Bring Up My Shotgun, 565 00:32:35,534 --> 00:32:38,235 Take A Long Lead-- 566 00:32:38,235 --> 00:32:40,701 Hey, Hey, Hey. Sorry To Interrupt The Slide Show, 567 00:32:40,701 --> 00:32:43,035 But Why Don't We Just Run Huntley's Fingerprints? 568 00:32:43,035 --> 00:32:45,035 I'm Not Here To Do Your Bidding, Huntley. 569 00:32:45,035 --> 00:32:47,434 I'm Getting Some Very Downbeat Reports On You. 570 00:32:47,434 --> 00:32:48,735 From Schenk? 571 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:51,568 Captain Schenk Has Worked In This Facility For 15 Years. 572 00:32:51,568 --> 00:32:54,434 And Apparently Has Everyone And Everything In It Knocked. 573 00:32:54,434 --> 00:32:57,035 Tell Me You Don't Know About This Gravy Train He's Been Riding? 574 00:32:57,035 --> 00:33:00,002 The Food Skimming, The Phony License Plate Scam. 575 00:33:00,002 --> 00:33:01,668 What Are You Doing About That? 576 00:33:01,668 --> 00:33:04,501 So What That You're 30 Ticks Away From A Gold Watch 577 00:33:04,501 --> 00:33:07,701 And A Trailer Hitch In Some National Park. 578 00:33:07,701 --> 00:33:09,568 How Long You Been Looking The Other Way... 579 00:33:09,568 --> 00:33:10,835 Sir? 580 00:33:14,568 --> 00:33:16,668 I'll Show Myself Out... Warden. 581 00:33:20,235 --> 00:33:22,168 [Whistles Three Blind Mice] 582 00:33:27,068 --> 00:33:28,568 Beef Stew Tonight, Pops. 583 00:33:28,568 --> 00:33:31,002 Keep My Eye Out For You. 584 00:33:33,434 --> 00:33:34,868 See You Later. 585 00:33:37,501 --> 00:33:40,534 You Know, You're A Real Conversation-Stopper, Schenk. 586 00:33:42,701 --> 00:33:45,668 Bet You Bellyached Up A Storm In There, Didn't You, Addison. 587 00:33:52,168 --> 00:33:54,068 Huntley's On His Way In. 588 00:33:54,068 --> 00:33:55,768 We Picked Him Up In The Morgue. 589 00:33:55,768 --> 00:33:57,302 He Was Hitting On A Nurse. 590 00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:58,335 That's A Crime? 591 00:33:58,335 --> 00:34:00,968 She Was In A Drawer. 592 00:34:00,968 --> 00:34:05,035 What Are You Gonna Do When The Real Huntley Gets Here? 593 00:34:05,035 --> 00:34:07,568 Well, We'll Just Have To Make Room For Him. 594 00:34:07,568 --> 00:34:09,068 That's No Big Deal. 595 00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:12,068 You Want To Build Yourself A Nest Egg 596 00:34:12,068 --> 00:34:15,068 At The Expense Of A Couple Hundred Cons. 597 00:34:15,068 --> 00:34:18,068 Doesn't Mean I'm Gonna Walk Out Of Here 598 00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:20,068 And Hold A Press Conference. 599 00:34:20,068 --> 00:34:22,501 You Ain't Walking Out Of Here. 600 00:34:39,601 --> 00:34:42,568 What The Hell Happened After You Left Here Last Night, Huntley? 601 00:34:42,568 --> 00:34:45,902 Went To A Cocktail Party On Death Row. 602 00:34:47,434 --> 00:34:49,434 Put Down Her Name And Address. 603 00:34:49,434 --> 00:34:50,534 Whose? 604 00:34:50,534 --> 00:34:53,668 Who? The Broad You Went To Call Last Night. 605 00:34:53,668 --> 00:34:56,135 I'll Get It To Her Somehow. 606 00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:59,868 If You Wanna Tell Her Something, Write It Down. 607 00:34:59,868 --> 00:35:01,302 The Key Here Is To Be Brief. 608 00:35:01,302 --> 00:35:02,868 Awoo! 609 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:05,401 Awoo! 610 00:35:06,801 --> 00:35:09,735 Hey, Mad Dog! 611 00:35:09,735 --> 00:35:11,168 Can You Take Dictation? 612 00:35:11,168 --> 00:35:13,168 I'm Going To Have My Hands Full Here. 613 00:35:18,902 --> 00:35:20,534 Say Your Prayers, Huntley. 614 00:35:20,534 --> 00:35:23,035 Anybody Needs Me, I'll Be In The Prison Chapel. 615 00:35:23,035 --> 00:35:24,534 Come On, Derek. Give Him A Break. 616 00:35:24,534 --> 00:35:27,202 You Already Killed 2 People This Week. 617 00:35:27,202 --> 00:35:28,434 That's Right. You Go Over Your Quota, 618 00:35:28,434 --> 00:35:29,968 The Ranger'll Take Away Your Hunting License. 619 00:35:29,968 --> 00:35:34,035 You Shut Up, Man, Or I'll Spray You With Raid! 620 00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:36,768 I Told You This Was My Joint, Lassie. 621 00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:39,369 You Insist On Being A Problem. 622 00:35:39,369 --> 00:35:42,035 A Mutual Friend Of Ours, He Don't Like Problems. 623 00:35:42,035 --> 00:35:44,068 I'm Going To Take Care Of One Of Them Right Now. 624 00:35:44,068 --> 00:35:45,468 Straighten Him Up. 625 00:35:48,302 --> 00:35:50,568 Nuk, Nuk, Nuk. 626 00:35:50,568 --> 00:35:52,135 Wise Guy! 627 00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:56,902 Lay Off, Musclehead. 628 00:36:02,635 --> 00:36:03,635 Move. 629 00:36:07,068 --> 00:36:09,335 So How's It Going, Philly Boy? 630 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:12,902 Well, Ain't 47th And Girard, But It'll Be All Right. 631 00:36:12,902 --> 00:36:14,635 When'd You Get Out? 632 00:36:14,635 --> 00:36:17,668 Just In Time To Shine My Shoes... 633 00:36:17,668 --> 00:36:19,202 With This Guy. 634 00:36:19,202 --> 00:36:21,168 This Ain't None Of Your Business, Fudge Bar! 635 00:36:21,168 --> 00:36:23,202 I'm Making It My Business Right Now. 636 00:36:23,202 --> 00:36:25,668 I'm Tired Of Watching You Swing The Ax For Schenk. 637 00:36:25,668 --> 00:36:28,302 Now You Let My Man Go Here, 638 00:36:28,302 --> 00:36:30,002 And Let Him Go Right Now. 639 00:36:30,002 --> 00:36:31,302 You Want Me To Let Him Go? 640 00:36:31,302 --> 00:36:32,501 That's Right. 641 00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:37,102 How About You Come And Get Him? 642 00:36:44,534 --> 00:36:46,235 No. 643 00:36:47,601 --> 00:36:50,534 I'm Gonna Take You Apart With My Bare Hands! 644 00:37:03,202 --> 00:37:05,568 [Siren] 645 00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:18,868 First Prison Riot In 10 Years, And My Fluid's Gone. 646 00:37:18,868 --> 00:37:20,235 Arnie, What Are You Doing? 647 00:37:20,235 --> 00:37:22,068 Burning My Mattress. What Does It Look Like I'm Doing? 648 00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:23,568 Any Particular Reason? 649 00:37:23,568 --> 00:37:24,902 Where Have You Been? There's A Prison Riot. 650 00:37:24,902 --> 00:37:27,102 Get Your Mattress. I'm Gonna Get Some Fluid. 651 00:37:27,102 --> 00:37:29,035 Arnie, Arnie, Suppose One Christmas, 652 00:37:29,035 --> 00:37:31,269 Everybody Lit Their Christmas Tree On Fire And All The Presents. 653 00:37:31,269 --> 00:37:32,434 Would You Do It? 654 00:37:32,434 --> 00:37:34,102 Yeah, If It Was Christmas. 655 00:37:34,102 --> 00:37:36,102 Arnie! Don't Play With Fire. 656 00:37:36,102 --> 00:37:37,701 Just Stay In Here... 657 00:37:37,701 --> 00:37:39,501 And Stay Out Of Trouble. 658 00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:43,035 You Should've Taken Your Own Advice. 659 00:37:44,601 --> 00:37:46,868 Man, Have You Stopped To Consider 660 00:37:46,868 --> 00:37:48,035 The Consequences Of Murdering 661 00:37:48,035 --> 00:37:49,568 A Major Television Personality? 662 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:50,568 Ohh! 663 00:37:50,568 --> 00:37:51,835 Shut Up. 664 00:37:51,835 --> 00:37:54,335 I Didn't Spend 15 Lousy Years 665 00:37:54,335 --> 00:37:56,035 Baby-Sitting A Bunch Of Rotten Apples 666 00:37:56,035 --> 00:37:58,102 So A Joker Like You Could Come And Screw It Up. 667 00:37:58,102 --> 00:37:59,968 So This Is How It's Gonna Go. 668 00:37:59,968 --> 00:38:02,202 You're Going To Have An Accident 669 00:38:02,202 --> 00:38:04,401 Before You Were Released. 670 00:38:04,401 --> 00:38:07,868 Just What Father Mulcahey Told My Mom Would Happen. 671 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:10,868 You See, Some Of Us Put Soapsuds In The Fountain 672 00:38:10,868 --> 00:38:13,468 At The Knights Of The Columbus Dance. 673 00:38:13,468 --> 00:38:15,168 It's Over, Schenk. 674 00:38:16,269 --> 00:38:17,801 Give Me The Gun. 675 00:38:19,534 --> 00:38:23,369 I've Let You Run Wild Around Here Long Enough. 676 00:38:23,369 --> 00:38:25,102 Lucky For You, 677 00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:28,102 Pops Made A Copy Of That Telegram. 678 00:38:28,102 --> 00:38:29,701 I'm Gonna Do You A Favor, Schenk. 679 00:38:29,701 --> 00:38:32,335 I'm Putting You Where The Cons Can't Get At You. 680 00:38:32,335 --> 00:38:35,269 Throw Him In The Hole. 681 00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:40,868 [Siren] 682 00:38:45,635 --> 00:38:48,534 I Hope This Doesn't Turn Into Anything Horrible. 683 00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:52,035 I'd Hate To Have To Call In The National Guard. 684 00:38:52,035 --> 00:38:54,135 Unless You Want Another Attica On Your Hands, Warden, 685 00:38:54,135 --> 00:38:56,534 There's Only One Thing You Can Do. 686 00:39:00,801 --> 00:39:04,501 Hey, Man, Put Some Chocolate Jimmies On There 687 00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:06,035 And A Lot Of Butterscotch. 688 00:39:06,035 --> 00:39:07,468 Yeah. Come On, Man. 689 00:39:15,369 --> 00:39:18,369 Anybody You Want Me To Say Hello To In Philadelphia? 690 00:39:18,369 --> 00:39:20,868 Yeah. Say Hello To Jerry Black For Me. 691 00:39:20,868 --> 00:39:22,269 Keep The Faith, Philly Boy. 692 00:39:22,269 --> 00:39:23,269 You Got It, Home. 693 00:39:23,269 --> 00:39:24,269 Keep The Faith. 694 00:39:24,269 --> 00:39:25,202 Thanks, Man. 695 00:39:26,468 --> 00:39:29,369 Why Don't You Save Room For The Cake, Babe? 696 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:30,868 What A Great Party. 697 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,369 Will You Come Back And Visit? 698 00:39:33,369 --> 00:39:35,868 We'll Be Pen Pals, Arnie. 699 00:39:35,868 --> 00:39:38,434 Live And Let Live. Live And Let Live. 700 00:39:41,468 --> 00:39:42,935 Good Luck, Addison. 701 00:39:42,935 --> 00:39:46,468 I Don't Want To See Your Ugly Mug In Here Again. Understand? 702 00:39:46,468 --> 00:39:49,369 Don't Worry About Me, Warden. I'm Going Straight. 703 00:39:49,369 --> 00:39:50,868 You Know Something? 704 00:39:50,868 --> 00:39:53,868 I Learned A Valuable Lesson In This Dump. 705 00:39:53,868 --> 00:39:55,868 Crime Doesn't Pay. 706 00:39:55,868 --> 00:39:59,035 scott Earl Huntley Was Returned To Custody And Convicted 707 00:39:59,035 --> 00:40:02,035 of One Count Of Escape From Incarceration. 708 00:40:02,035 --> 00:40:03,501 he Is Appealing His Conviction 709 00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:06,002 while Serving A Term Of Not Less Than 1,500 Years 710 00:40:06,002 --> 00:40:09,335 in The Men's Correctional Facility At Hematoma, Nevada. 711 00:40:09,335 --> 00:40:13,369 david Addison Was Released On December 1, 1987, 712 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:14,434 and Is Free Today. 713 00:40:14,434 --> 00:40:16,468 he Is A Private Investigator 714 00:40:16,468 --> 00:40:19,335 living In Los Angeles, California. 715 00:41:14,468 --> 00:41:17,501 [Beep] Maddie: David, Are You There? 716 00:41:17,501 --> 00:41:20,035 if You're There, Please Pick Up. 717 00:41:20,035 --> 00:41:22,369 i Just Called The Office, 718 00:41:22,369 --> 00:41:24,868 and Agnes Said You'd Left For Chicago. 719 00:41:24,868 --> 00:41:26,868 david, Please, I Really Don't Want You Here. 720 00:41:26,868 --> 00:41:29,868 i Don't Want To Go Into It Now. 721 00:41:29,868 --> 00:41:31,868 just Please Do As I Ask. 722 00:41:31,868 --> 00:41:33,235 i'm Having A Hard Enough Time Sorting Out Everything 723 00:41:33,235 --> 00:41:36,868 without Having To Go 15 Rounds With You, Too. 724 00:41:36,868 --> 00:41:39,369 besides, I Haven't Told My Parents Yet. 725 00:41:39,369 --> 00:41:42,369 if You Care, You Won't Get On That Plane. 726 00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:44,868 [Beep] Agnes: Mr. Addison, Where Are You? 727 00:41:44,868 --> 00:41:47,369 we Looked High. We Looked Low. 728 00:41:47,369 --> 00:41:49,534 checked All Your Usual Haunts, And No One's Seen You. 729 00:41:49,534 --> 00:41:50,768 are You Missing? 730 00:41:50,768 --> 00:41:51,968 we're Worried Sick, 731 00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:54,835 and We Can't Even Hire You To Find You. 732 00:41:54,835 --> 00:41:57,335 oh, Yeah. This Is Agnes Dipesto. 733 00:41:57,335 --> 00:41:59,968 [Beep] Bert: Hello? Hello? 734 00:41:59,968 --> 00:42:01,501 i Didn't Hear A Beep. 735 00:42:01,501 --> 00:42:02,968 was There A Beep? 736 00:42:02,968 --> 00:42:05,401 i Don't Know If This Is Recording, Mr. Addison. 737 00:42:05,401 --> 00:42:07,401 i Hope This Is Recording. 738 00:42:07,401 --> 00:42:08,902 this Is Bert. 739 00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:11,401 i Was Just Calling Because I Wanted To Ask You-- 740 00:42:11,401 --> 00:42:12,568 [Beep] 741 00:42:12,568 --> 00:42:14,068 maddie: David, Hi, It's Me. 742 00:42:14,068 --> 00:42:16,568 i Just Wanted To Tell You 743 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:19,568 how Much I Appreciate Your Respecting My Feelings 744 00:42:19,568 --> 00:42:21,068 by Not Coming To Chicago. 745 00:42:21,068 --> 00:42:22,568 the Last Few Days, I've Been Thinking 746 00:42:22,568 --> 00:42:25,601 how Hard This Must Be For You, 747 00:42:25,601 --> 00:42:28,102 alone There Looking After The Office 748 00:42:28,102 --> 00:42:31,102 while I'm Here With A Baby Inside Me. 749 00:42:31,102 --> 00:42:34,102 it Must Be Pretty Confusing For You, Too. 750 00:42:34,102 --> 00:42:35,868 there's The Understatement Of The Century. 751 00:42:35,868 --> 00:42:38,801 anyway, I Just Wanted To Tell You That I'm Really Grateful To You 752 00:42:38,801 --> 00:42:40,102 for Being So Understanding, 753 00:42:40,102 --> 00:42:42,601 for Letting Me Have This Time. 754 00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:46,102 thanks For Showing Me How Much You Really Care. 755 00:42:46,102 --> 00:42:48,135 i Love You, David. 756 00:42:48,135 --> 00:42:49,668 [Beep] 757 00:42:55,068 --> 00:42:56,601 [Tape Rewinding] 758 00:42:56,601 --> 00:42:57,735 [Beep] 759 00:42:57,735 --> 00:42:59,202 i Love You, David. 760 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:00,902 [Beep] 761 00:43:26,568 --> 00:43:29,168 Captioning Made Possible By Lions Gate Entertainment 762 00:43:33,635 --> 00:43:38,035 So Come Walk The Night 763 00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:43,468 Come Fly By Day 764 00:43:43,468 --> 00:43:47,434 Something Is Sweeter 765 00:43:47,434 --> 00:43:51,868 'cause We Met Along The Way 766 00:43:53,269 --> 00:43:57,568 There Is The Sun And Moon 767 00:43:57,568 --> 00:44:00,768 They Sing Their Own 768 00:44:00,768 --> 00:44:02,468 Sweet Tune 769 00:44:02,468 --> 00:44:07,035 Watch Them When Dawn Is Due 770 00:44:07,035 --> 00:44:11,935 Sharing One Space 771 00:44:11,935 --> 00:44:16,035 We'll Walk By Night 772 00:44:16,035 --> 00:44:21,135 We'll Fly By Day 773 00:44:21,135 --> 00:44:25,568 Moonlighting Strangers 774 00:44:25,568 --> 00:44:28,468 Who Just Met On The Way 775 00:44:28,468 --> 00:44:30,401 Captioned By The National Captioning Institute --TC6 WAS HERE-- 776 00:44:30,451 --> 00:44:35,001 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0